I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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