im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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