clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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