I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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