shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
This baby is an asshole
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
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