So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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