we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Houston, we have a squirter
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
