just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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