just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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