walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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