and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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