OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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