In America we eat man semen.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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