had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
