we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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