She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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