I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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