So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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