we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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