Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
