Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Randomize
