I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
zippers are such a cool invention
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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