we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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