Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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