it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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