Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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