what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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