I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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