what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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