eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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