i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
