She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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