I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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