I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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