Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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