Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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