I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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