Do you still have your period?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize