I'll bet she douches with gravy.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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