Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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