Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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