Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
