i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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