What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Randomize
