he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
