she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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