fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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