I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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