I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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