i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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