I got her a Nickelback box set.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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