3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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