Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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